GOP Lawmaker Burgess: "I've Seen 15 Week Fetuses Choking The Monkey"

GOP Rep.Michael Burgess of Texas, USA has endorsed a proposed ban on late term abortions with the observation that he has seen fetuses as early as 15 weeks old pleasuring themselves in the womb on ultrasound exams of pregnant women (Mr. Burgess is also an MD).
Oh Lord! As the great Harvey Korman eloquently put forth in the film Blazing Saddles " My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought, Careening through a cosmic vapor of invention". Just imagining the twist I could put on this makes me want to put my hands between my legs! But alas , I cannot. Why? Well just because I have no respect for politicians does not mean I do not fear them.Nor do I have much faith in their sense of humor. So what to do? I guess I will keep it real and say that this imbecile is further proof of the decline of the once great United States where morons are not only encouraged but actually get to lead!

Ludacris Attacked By Waiter In Atlanta Nightclub

It's reported that hip hop superstar Ludacris was recently attacked in an Atlanta nightclub. According to sources Ludacris and his entourage partied up the night at one of Atlanta's premier nightclubs, running up a tab into the several thousand dollar range but when it came time to tip the staff that catered to him all night, it was found that Ludacris left behind just 3 crumpled up dollar bills on the table. This so infuriated one staff member that he actually attacked the superstar with an empty bottle of Ripple. Cris was saved from serious injury by a member of his entourage who deflected the bottle at the last moment.

Chief Keef Arrested For 3rd Time In Month. Capone Record In Jeopardy

Rapper Chief Keef ( that's right ladies and gentlemen, Chief Keef) has been arrested in Chicago on trespassing charges. His arrest occurred shortly after a Skokie court appearance  where the rapper was given probation for driving 110 mph in a 55 mph zone. Chief's defense was that he confused the kilometer/miles per hour markings on the car's speedometer. After an hour of court recess the judge returned from his chambers and told Mr. Keef that while his explanation seemed highly plausible, ignorance of the law was no excuse and handed down a sentence of 6 months probation to the 17 year old.Earlier in the month the cop-magnet rapper felt the cuffs for smoking a joint.
Shortly following the announcement of Keef's 3rd arrest in a month came news that Keef may be on his  way to making history. According to John D. Buff, noted Chicago historian the only person ever arrested more than 3 times in 1 month in Chicago was the infamous gangster Al Capone. According to Buff, Capone was arrested 4 times in the month of April, 1924 for urinating in the street, littering, selling apples without a permit and for sticking a screw driver so violently through a man's eye that it exited the back of his head. Unlike Keef, all 4 charges against Capone were dismissed.

Lil Wayne Cries 'It's All A Mistake! It Was A Fake Flag!"

Rapper Lil Wayne has said a video of him stomping on an American flag was taken out of context. Wayne states that he was actually shooting a movie about an emaciated Ethiopian who fell off a boat while attempting to sail to the United States. In the movie, Wayne's character, ulack Shack clings floating half unconscious to a plastic beer cooler that incredibly bumps up against a US aircraft carrier where moments before a fighter jet had landed and deposited then President Bush who went on to give his now famous Iraq "Mission Accomplished' speech. Startled, Wayne's character finds a ladder and begins to climb up deck. On reaching deck ulack finds that the pounding waves had ripped up his clothes. Attempting to find a spot that is out of sight he slips and and gets tangled up in an American flag that had been torn from it's moorings by the sea's high winds. That is where Wayne's troubles begin. "I didn't stomp no damn flag! It was all part of the movie. I was supposed to get tangled up and wrapped up in the thing. Then George Bush is supposed to see me and mistake me for an American Immaculate Conception delivered by the flag.  I even asked them (the producers) and they told me not to worry but that it wasn't really an American flag but a Puerto Rican flag with a few extra stars painted on it'.
Lil Wayne was said to be hanging out at an undisclosed location " till the damn heat dies down"

Mariah Gives Birth Off Coast Of Italy

Songstress Mariah Carey has given birth to a 22 year old Somali off the coast of Italy, sources are reporting. It was also reported that, incredibly, she had no idea she was pregnant in the first place. A source close to the singer, who wished not to be identified stated Carey told her, "I was climbing the ladder when it felt as if I passed a little, ya know, gas. Next thing I know I hear Mama!Mama! being shouted from the water behind me". Both Mariah and her newborn which she named Mediterranean were said to be resting comfortably at a local hospital.

Ozzy Osborne and Wife Sharon Back Together Again

Reports are that Ozzy Osborne and estranged wife Sharon are living together again following a separation caused by Ozzy's incessant drug and alcohol problems. Reports were that Ozzy had cleaned himself up and was begging Sharon to have him back. But Sharon has revealed the truth about why she agreed to move back in with the infamous rock star, " When I left I thought it was only a matter of time before the petrified son-of-a-bitch would knock over and die. But despite my fears and God's better judgement, he's still breathing, drugging and drinking. In fact the old bastard was having the time of his life. I never saw him so happy. That's when I decided that enough was enough and forced Ozzy to move back in with me, alive but miserable!".
 Ozzy did indeed appear to be having the time of his life, clubbing with Justin Bieber one night

and staying around past closing at the infamous Badda Bing Strip Club in New Jersey owned by reputed mafia boss Tony 'The Actor" Soprano (center left) another

But the good days appear to be over for the Oz man. Just this afternoon it was reported that Sharon and Ozzy will both be guests on the talk show The View, a daytime show where 4 ugly women spend the morning doing nothing more than kicking up some dust and complaining about their shared inability to land a husband. Added Sharon, " Heaven would have been fun compared to the Hell I intend to make of his life".

Amanda Bynes Arrested After She Tries To Out-Bong The Cops

Amanda Bynes was arrest last night on marijuana possession charges after a bong somehow made it from her apartment to the street 36 stories below. Bynes who has said before she does not smoke pot but tobacco appeared in court wearing a blond wig she picked up at Rickey's on 6th ave

told police what came crashing down on the street was not a bong but a vase (bong/vase get hit in the head with either from 36 stories and you'll be filing charges with St.Peter instead of the NYPD). A friend of the actress said confidentially, "She knows her star is on the way down so she decided to rip a page from Lindsey Lohan's playbook on how to stay viable on the tabloids despite not having made a movie or starred in a series since the Andy Griffith Show was a prime time feature". By the looks of her photo above she may still have a future in the movies but she'll have to move to California since those types of movies cannot be legally made in New York. But hey,, what would she care anyway?
 

Bruce Jenner to Kayne West :" Just The Furniture Needs A Little Polishing"

Kayne West was madder than an alcoholic without a can opener recently. It seems that Kayne dropped over unexpectedly at the Kardasian house and was met at the door by Bruce Jenner. Now Bruce, who had only met Kayne once and didn't recognize him welcomed him in the home and said something like "just the furniture needs a little polishing and the rugs need to be vacuumed. Kayne, not thinking anything of it grabbed a rag and started on the furniture. It took about ten seconds to realize what was going on. According to sources who would not reveal their names out of fears they'd be fired, Kayne turned around angrily and said "Hey you!Yeah you, ya plastic-faced looking motherf---er,I aint come here to dust no fu--in furniture!". With that Jenner threw his hands up in the air and said "Oh my God it's a robbery! Everyone cooperate! Give the man what he wants and he'll leave us alone!" Kanye West, shaking his head in disbelieve shot back at Jenner, "Look ya liily-white motherf--ker I could afford to buy you and not sell you. Keep you like like a house pet. Listen I'm getting pissed off. My name is Kanye West and I'm here to pick up your fat-assed daughter Kim". Just then Chloe came down stairs and indeed confirmed to her father that the man standing in his living room was there to pick up Kim. Bruce Jenner, overwhelmed with embarrassment then clumsily asked Kayne if he wanted something to drink, apologizing for not having any 40's in the frig. Kayne, who had enough just turned to Khloe and asked her to tell Kim to meet him outside in the car.

Wade Robinson Alleges Michael Jackson Molested Him

A team of sanitation men were emptying a trash dumpster in Los Angeles when out popped none other than Wade Robinson, choreographer most recently known for his stint on "So You Think You Can Dance" with allegations that Micheal Jackson molested him., of course, before he died Robinson has filed suit in Los Angeles against the Jackson Estate requesting...MONEY! Funny, but the thing that may strike many as strange was that in 2005 Mr. Robinson categorically denied the Micheal Jackson molested him. Why did he not state the fact in the 2005 hearing? I mean MJ was at the trial then but it wasn't like Robinson was staring down the likes of John Gotti or even Joan Rivers for that that matter. Now the King of Pop is gone and not here to defend himself. Soon you'll be seeing men in their 70's and 80's charging Michael Jackson molested them when they were children. Wade denied he molested him in 2005 but in 2013 he then alleges molestation? Sorry, this don't sound kosher in my book (I can say that. I converted to Judaism long ago. And no, Jerry I didn't do it for the jokes). So Mr. Robson, good luck in your pursuits and I'm hoping you get some money. You have about one minute and thirty-three seconds left in you fifteen minutes of fame. Glad to see your using it wisely.

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Randy Jackson Leaving Idol Taking Over For Maury Povich

Randy Jackson has announced he will be leaving American Idol to take over as host for The Maury Show at the end of the year. Jackson said he would change some of the show's staple themes like exploiting blacks and poor white trash. "I want to get more a distribution of the American public up there. I want to show that rich folk, especially white ones screw up as much as anyone else". Jackson said he would also include an Idol-type theme into the show called the Your Not The Father Spontaneous Dance that will award those men found to be falsely accused who take to the floor "and show the world what they can do!" said Jackson. There will also be awards for those women who make it from the couch to back stage in the best time after finding out "he's not your baby's daddy". The show is slated to run this fall opposite Ellen Degenerous, the currently reining daytime talk show host.
Of course the above is a spoof, and that's all I intended it to be. but as I was writing I began to think about The Maury show more and more and found that it is really reprehensible in how it takes advantage of blacks and poor white folk who may think that they are there to get some justice when all they are is providing The Povich show ratings and advertisement revenue. Think Maury gives a crap about his guests? How many times have you seen him chase some poor woman down backstage, a woman who has just had her life torn apart and all her most personal secrets revealed to million of voyeurs and say "Wait! Wait! I'm not finished . There's more!". When you really sit down and think of it, it's really a terrible thing to do and I can't believe I've never heard anyone complain about it before.

Justin Bieber To Give Up Monkey

Justin Beiber decided to give up his pet monkey than to spend the $27.36 he owed to German authorities who had held it in quarantine when the reigning Rhodes Scholar of Pop entered the country . Bieber, who pleaded ignorance to what "German" meant in a past article, reportedly told a friend "I never liked that damn monkey. My agent told me it would remind people of Michael Jackson.I still don't know what he meant, me and Mike don't even look alike".
But friends said Justin just couldn't bring himself to send money to a place called Germany which he swears he never heard of. Speaking of Monkey Gate later to a reporter while surrounded by a retinue of bodyguards, Justin tried to explain his way out, " I'm famous! I got a lot of money! I'm gonna send $27 dollars to a place no one's ever heard of like Germany?" That's when one of his bodyguards piped in with a sly smile, "Yeah, right, Jus soon they'll be asking you to send money to fake places like Greece and Berkley Heights, New Jersey". Bieber turned to back to the reporter, shoulders shrugged  and exclaimed "See what I mean!".

Kim Kardashian Gets Live Fish Pedicure. PETA Protests

The Greek chapter of  People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, or PETA launched a protest when it was discovered that Kim " Famous For God  Knows What" Kardashian received a live-fish pedicure during her recent trip to the land of Socrates. "It is bad enough that that these fish are caged together like animals but to have to bow down to the feet of a Kardashian, well that's more than enough for man or beast" cried local PETA spokesperson Ann LaLooney" adding " to say nothing of the fact that Piranha are not native to Greek waters in the first place!". Kardashian had this to say to PETA, "I just had such a beautiful pedicure. It would be a shame for me to put my foot in someones ass now and ruin the whole thing". Kim said her next plan was to get a Brazilian performed by a bobcat in Wyoming on her return to the states,

Khloe Kardasian Breaks Up With Rashad McCants

The sister Kim Kardashian, Khloe  reportedly has broken up with her main squeeze NBA player Rashad McMCants. Supposedly Khloe found Rashad cheating on her over the internet (she is said to have  immediately brought her computer into the closet Best Buy in an attempt to check it for viruses). Rashad angrily denied he had been cheating and offered to take his own computer in to check it for a virus to prove he'd been faithful. But rumor has it that the computer thing was not the real reason for the breakup. Apparently Khloe went into this marriage with, let's say big expectations and was extremely disappointed to find out that not all people of a certain ethnicity share the same, eh,  characteristics. She is reported to have told a friend that she has "bent over backwards for Rashad" but Khloe could find no satisfaction. She even tried blaring conservative A.M radio stations with their blend of debt relief and enhancement commercials, all to no use. She got so frustrated she replayed The Wizard of Oz hundreds of times singing loudly in Rashad's face "We Represent The Lollipop Guild" over and over. She also walked around the house singing "Umpa, Dumpa Dupidy Do You Ain't Got What They Say You Do" until Rashad tossed a string of linguini at her and ran screaming from the house. The estranged couple are living apart. Said Khloe  "we won't be getting back together until he grows.............up!".

Lindsay Lohan Switches Rehabs, Pisses Off Prosecuters

The indomitable Lindsay Lohan, star of at least 3 movies no one has ever heard of, has proceeded to piss off  prosecutors in one of her hundred and one trials by switching rehabs without letting prosecutors know. Originally slated to enter New York's Seafield Center Ms. Lohan instead checked into the "Come When and If You Want" rehab center located on a stretch of sand in Santa Monica Beach, California. The rehab, run by a relative of the legendary drug advocate, Timothy Leary, meets once a week if anyone cares to show up. Ms. Lohan was quoted as saying " This is the kind of rehab that suits me just fine, yes it does,one that I'm sure to complete and come out better person"
Lohan was ordered into rehab following her 69th arrest on drunk and disorderly charges, " For someone like Lohan maybe 69 will be a charm?

Chris Brown Unfollows Rihanna On Twitter. OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!

What in God's name is going on in the world? People are dying like flies from the new Chinese Bird Flu, Syrians are being poisoned by nerve gas, terrorists are crawling under every rock, the Yankees playing like the Mets, and now, now Lord have mercy I have to find out that Chris Brown has unfollowed Rihanna on Twitter?!?!?!?!
Is there no justice in the world? When will all the heartache stop? How am I to go on knowing that Brown is not following Rihanna's posts on twitter? I can't go on! I just can't go onnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kim Kardashian Shocked IN Greece

Kim Kardashian, looking for a change of scenery dashed the whole tribe over to Greece. But what a shock she had in store when she landed and there was no one to carry her bags off except for to two  baggage employees neither wearing a uniform,  one carrying a knife. Further surprises where in store when she hailed a cab for the brood and a flat bed tractor trailer pulled up. Kim tried to wave him off but it seemed to like he had a knife. So off they went to their 5 star hotel sans shoes, jewelry and a good portion of their dignity. Finally reaching the destination, The 3 Seasons in Athens they helped themselves to a serving of Spam on crackers and cups of lukewarm brown water. Finally Kim had enough and started screaming " I thought this island was a living example of austerity where gold lined the streets, you could shop till you dropped, where everyone was austerity!?. It was not long until an elderly male walked over to the now freaking  drama queen and gently said "Madam, I think you have things confused. Yes, it is true that we live in the grip of austerity. My dear, I believe you have the words austerity and prosperity mixed up", to whom Kim replied "What's the difference" which was quickly followed by a collective groan from the whole family

2 Chainz Busted and Disgusted

Rapper 2 Chainz was arrested by police after they found drug paraphernalia in his car. But 5-0 made a deal with him. If he took a fan pick with them they would let him go. But just after taking the picture, police state Chainz's pants busted open and out came 14 keys of coke, 400 pounds of weed, 23 pounds of meth and the old dried up body of Jimmy Hoffa. Chainz was quoted as say "Shit knows how that got in there". Chainz was later treated at a local hospital after police said he tried to escape and the two smiling cops in the photo went medieval on him

Angelina Jolie Voted Most Annoying Celebrity

Angelina Jolie was voted The most Annoying Celebrity by the Celebrity Lovers and Haters Guild of America. Categories participant's were judged on included smugness, looking down the nose, better than thou, and backer of useless causes. Said one judge "It's gotten so I can't stand the site of her".
Ms. Jolie beat out an impressive field of runner ups including Joey Buttafuco, Anthony Wiener, Charles "Charley" Manson , Matt Lauer, Dustin "Screech" Diamond. Jolie refused to comment on her award but Justin Diamond was quoted as saying "I'm not number one anymore, so stop throwing eggs at my f--king window".

Photographer Arrested For Topless Photos of Kate Middleton

Photographer Valerie Suau of the magazine closer was arrested for taking pictures of a topless Kate Middleton while on vacation with her husband Prince "Less Hair to comb, more face to wash "William while on vacation. Authorities were notified after a call by a magazine publisher who found many of his staff rolling on the floor complaining of nausea. Immediately expecting a chemical attack he called police. Police responded in Hazardous Material suits but quickly found the cause for everyone's sickness. It seems that one of the staff members was looking closely at the photo with a magnifying glass when he observed that Prince Harry's left testicle was partially poking through his shorts and had a big red pimple on it. The rest of the staff members crowded around to look. Unfortunately they were having pizza with peperoni that day. One of the staffers mentioned "Hey, that looks like the peperoni on the pizza" Immediately one of the staffers began to wretch followed by one after the other of the staffers. Police confiscated the photo and placed it in a black bag labeled Public Hazard and brought it over to the Edenwald furnace where it was destroyed. The photographer was arrested on public nuisance charges and sentenced to look at the same picture blown up 5 times until she vomited so much she passed out

Mike "The Situation: New Reality Show "MENSA-GOTZ"

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, from the reality show Jersey Shore announced he will be host of a new game show called "MENSA-GOTZ" a show where contestants compete to score the lowest IQ to win cash and valuable prizes. Said Mike " All my life I've been watching that asshole Trabeck from Jeopardy asking questions that like a person that went to community college couldn't answer. So I said, yo man screw this, I'm gonna make a show with questions anyone can answer". Mike later revealed he had friends sending him some questions they thought a lot of people would be able to answer and make the game more fun. His friend Nunzio "The Tongue" Tuccollo sent him in a few he's thinking of using on the show. "Yeah", Mike said "my boy Nunzio sent me a couple of questions to check and see how they would do on the show. He was worried they might be too hard". Some of the questions included "What color was George Washington's white horse, Who's buried in Grant's tomb and If you have a dollar in your pocket and loss it, how much money do you have left". Mike laughed as he read the questions, "What do I give a fuck what color Washington's horse was or who's buried in Grant's tomb. What the fuck I look like, one of those history people. And I can tell you know I got a lot more than a dollar in my pocket".
The show is set to run just following the 2013 Republican National Convention so as to capitalize on the anti-MENSA sentiment that pervades the convention.

Rapper Julez Santana Busted For Threatening Fake wife

Rapper Julez Santana was taken into custody for making terrorist threats against his wife a couple days ago. Friends of the rapper were mystified, said one "That MOFO ain't married, man. I'm telling you I'm his main man and i would know if the dude was married. This just more harassment by the man".  Police where called to the home by a mail carrier on his first day on the job after  hearing the enraged rapper screaming "That's right bitch, get down there. Take it like a woman o I'm gonna beat your ass". Red faced, laughing police were forced to let Julez go when a search of his apartment turned up not a woman but a blow up sex doll named MoMo. Said his friend Tyrell "that's more like it. That shit I can believe

Kourtney Kardashian Big Secret: Dick May Not Be Mason Disick's

Rumors are that Kourtney Kardashian is carrying around a big secret: Scott may not be Mason Disicks father!
This reporter, flabbergasted by the news went out in the street to gauge reaction to the earth shattering news from passerby.
I first spoke to Linda Grant, mother of 12 pushing groceries down the street, "Ms. Grant', I asked, 'are you upset by the possibility that Scott may not be the father of Mason Disik" Looking me up and down, head full of curlers with a cigarette dangling form her lips, she answered "listen asshole,I have12 little sons a bitches  to take care of. Why are you asking me about people that ain't worth a shit".
Other answers I received to my question include:
15 "Who's?"
12 "Who the fuck is this person and why should I care?"
11 "Why don't you ask an intelligent question"
8 "Is that the sister o' the bitch with the big ass?"
7 "Who gives a fuck about Kourtney, where's her big ass sister"
3 " Maybe he's praying he's not the father so he can get away from that bunch of Hollywood hillbillies'
1 " Man, that Bruce Jenner used to be good looking. Now he looks like shit"

Justin Bieber stable After being Trapped In Locked Car

Justin Bieber is resting comfortably after spending 4 hours locked inside his running car. According to Capt. John Silver, members of  the  LAPD responded to a call of an unattended running car in a parking lot next to the main headquarters of the Mensa Society. Police noticed the international pop star pale and sweating profusely in the front seat of the car. Scratched across the windshield was the plea  "Get Mee Out". Bieber was apparently so disoriented he could not understand police officers orders to roll down the window or to open the door. Police in the end freed  Bieber from the vehicle by breaking a rear window. When asked why he didn't just call 911 for help, he sheepishly replied "I forgot how to spell the numbers"

"We Fly High's" Jim Jones Victim Of Racial Driving Without A License

"We Fly High" rapper Jim Jones says he was the victim of racial profiling after an officer at Newark Airport observed the rapper use his temporary drivers license to roll and smoke a blunt. Mr. Jones appeared furious, "them motherfucking cops not only had the balls to come after me because of how I be lookin. Then to top the shit off, the motherfucker then give me a ticket for driving without a license.  I mean whitey said he saw me using it to smoke then gave me a ticket for not having it ."Rapper You Too Ugly For My Johnson, Rick Pee, who had come by to see how his friend Jones was doing, was also arrested when police observed 4 handguns and a pee-shooter tucked into his waist band. Mr. Pee also complained of racial profiling  "Yo, I just went to see how my boy was doing. Then this cop asks me what's that stickin' out my belt. I told him those was my guns and I had a license for them from Adeles Gun and Hairstyling Parlor in Camden , NJ. Next thing I knows I'm race down on the floor with some cops nightstick shoved up my butt If I was white I coulda drove be them with a motherfuckin tank and they wouldn't give a shit".
Rapper Jim Jones was released on his own recognizance with a ticket for driving without a license. Mr. Pee is being held after ballistics reports showed that three of the four guns Mr. Pee was caught with came up positive in the murders of 4 men, 3 pigeons, 2 parakeets and a bulldog. Said Mr.Pee 'Yo, man I was just holding them for a friend:.

Justin Bieber On Immigration: "Jose Can See,He Just Needs A Job"

Justin Bieber, during an interview with Celebrity BS News was asked about his thoughts on the current immigration controversy raging in the United States said , " Man I don't get it, every year millions of Peurto  Ricans risk their lives by swimming across the Mississippi River from Mexico to work in the United States. They get the lowest paying jobs, like mowing lawns in Detroit and picking strawberries in places like Camden, NJ and everyone gets pissed off. They get paid like ten cents an hour and send like half that money to a place called Western Union so that they can have, like some protection from the people that are their bosses. Most of the rest  they send home to their relatives. And like the United States is like so hypocritical. I mean check out the first line in the National Anthem.What's it say? 'Jose can you see?. They are all so worried about Jose seeing but they don't care if he can eat or pay his rent!". The interviewer, Josh Lob now drooling and glassy eyed then asked if he had anything he wanted to say directly to the American people. "Yeah", answered Bieber looking directly into the camera, "Come on America, I know a few people named Jose and they see just fine. All they need is a job. Come on , give em a chance"

Nate Doggs Baby Mama: Dead You Maybe But Give Me Money For Baby

The baby mama of rapper Nate Dogg, miffed the decaying rapper had the audacity to die in a bid to escape paying her the $300,000 in child support, contacted famed lawyer Joe "Pay Me" Tucker to help her in her bid to collect what Sherida Williams described as " my motherf--king money that that dead Motherf--king motherf--ker owes me and my child". Ms. Williams, no stranger to bad luck was the self-proclaimed fiance of aspiring rapper Kenny 'Clutch" Cherry, killed when the Maserati he was driving down  Las Vegas Boulevard  was struck by gunfire causing it to crash and burst into flames recently. Said Ms.Williams "And that other motherf--ker Clutch, tells me he's just starting out in the rap business, he got no money because he's an expiring rapper. Motherf--ker takes money from me to buy  chicken and beer. Next day a friend reads for me in a newspaper that the motherf--ker gets killed driving a motherf--king Maserati. Tell me, how does an expiring rapper drive a million dollar car when the motherf--ker ain't got no money to buy chicken,hmm?".
Mr. Tucker, who graduated Magna Cum Get Me at Newark's "Law School and Chicken Joint" said it doesn't matter that Mr. Dogg has expired. He still intends to get the money owed to Ms. Williams "Well I got an aunt who is one of the best psychics in the world. We'll make sure he gets no peace in his eternal rest until he takes care of his responsibilities ".
Mr. Dogg, reached by psychic Georgio Lala, had only this to say, "I get along better with the f--king Devil than I ever did with that bitch. They want 300 G's, tell em they can come down here and pull it out my black ass"