Mariah Gives Birth Off Coast Of Italy

Songstress Mariah Carey has given birth to a 22 year old Somali off the coast of Italy, sources are reporting. It was also reported that, incredibly, she had no idea she was pregnant in the first place. A source close to the singer, who wished not to be identified stated Carey told her, "I was climbing the ladder when it felt as if I passed a little, ya know, gas. Next thing I know I hear Mama!Mama! being shouted from the water behind me". Both Mariah and her newborn which she named Mediterranean were said to be resting comfortably at a local hospital.