Khloe Kardasian Breaks Up With Rashad McCants

The sister Kim Kardashian, Khloe  reportedly has broken up with her main squeeze NBA player Rashad McMCants. Supposedly Khloe found Rashad cheating on her over the internet (she is said to have  immediately brought her computer into the closet Best Buy in an attempt to check it for viruses). Rashad angrily denied he had been cheating and offered to take his own computer in to check it for a virus to prove he'd been faithful. But rumor has it that the computer thing was not the real reason for the breakup. Apparently Khloe went into this marriage with, let's say big expectations and was extremely disappointed to find out that not all people of a certain ethnicity share the same, eh,  characteristics. She is reported to have told a friend that she has "bent over backwards for Rashad" but Khloe could find no satisfaction. She even tried blaring conservative A.M radio stations with their blend of debt relief and enhancement commercials, all to no use. She got so frustrated she replayed The Wizard of Oz hundreds of times singing loudly in Rashad's face "We Represent The Lollipop Guild" over and over. She also walked around the house singing "Umpa, Dumpa Dupidy Do You Ain't Got What They Say You Do" until Rashad tossed a string of linguini at her and ran screaming from the house. The estranged couple are living apart. Said Khloe  "we won't be getting back together until he grows.............up!".