Photographer Arrested For Topless Photos of Kate Middleton

Photographer Valerie Suau of the magazine closer was arrested for taking pictures of a topless Kate Middleton while on vacation with her husband Prince "Less Hair to comb, more face to wash "William while on vacation. Authorities were notified after a call by a magazine publisher who found many of his staff rolling on the floor complaining of nausea. Immediately expecting a chemical attack he called police. Police responded in Hazardous Material suits but quickly found the cause for everyone's sickness. It seems that one of the staff members was looking closely at the photo with a magnifying glass when he observed that Prince Harry's left testicle was partially poking through his shorts and had a big red pimple on it. The rest of the staff members crowded around to look. Unfortunately they were having pizza with peperoni that day. One of the staffers mentioned "Hey, that looks like the peperoni on the pizza" Immediately one of the staffers began to wretch followed by one after the other of the staffers. Police confiscated the photo and placed it in a black bag labeled Public Hazard and brought it over to the Edenwald furnace where it was destroyed. The photographer was arrested on public nuisance charges and sentenced to look at the same picture blown up 5 times until she vomited so much she passed out