Sunday, April 21, 2013

Nate Doggs Baby Mama: Dead You Maybe But Give Me Money For Baby

The baby mama of rapper Nate Dogg, miffed the decaying rapper had the audacity to die in a bid to escape paying her the $300,000 in child support, contacted famed lawyer Joe "Pay Me" Tucker to help her in her bid to collect what Sherida Williams described as " my motherf--king money that that dead Motherf--king motherf--ker owes me and my child". Ms. Williams, no stranger to bad luck was the self-proclaimed fiance of aspiring rapper Kenny 'Clutch" Cherry, killed when the Maserati he was driving down  Las Vegas Boulevard  was struck by gunfire causing it to crash and burst into flames recently. Said Ms.Williams "And that other motherf--ker Clutch, tells me he's just starting out in the rap business, he got no money because he's an expiring rapper. Motherf--ker takes money from me to buy  chicken and beer. Next day a friend reads for me in a newspaper that the motherf--ker gets killed driving a motherf--king Maserati. Tell me, how does an expiring rapper drive a million dollar car when the motherf--ker ain't got no money to buy chicken,hmm?".
Mr. Tucker, who graduated Magna Cum Get Me at Newark's "Law School and Chicken Joint" said it doesn't matter that Mr. Dogg has expired. He still intends to get the money owed to Ms. Williams "Well I got an aunt who is one of the best psychics in the world. We'll make sure he gets no peace in his eternal rest until he takes care of his responsibilities ".
Mr. Dogg, reached by psychic Georgio Lala, had only this to say, "I get along better with the f--king Devil than I ever did with that bitch. They want 300 G's, tell em they can come down here and pull it out my black ass"

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